I don’t even know why I get nervous for job interviews anymore

I’m gonna go ahead and be cocky as shit: I do a near-perfect job every single time. I have about 2 situations that work for every question they ask, and those situations stack with the more work experience I have.

I have a good personality on the job, I’m reliable, I’m efficient, I’m nearly 20 and have 3 years of work experience with 2 years of college. I may not have a specific degree but, when it gets down to it, if you give me a job I’ll do it as well as I possibly can.

So why do I get violently ill before interviews. Why, body, why?

“I want it to be blue-er”

>Okay, here’s a dark blue

“That looks purple, can we make it lighter blue?”

>Okay, here’s a light turquiose

“No, no, make it darker blue”

>Okay, here’s a darker blue that isn’t turquiose

“No, it needs to be dark blue with like, a frost”

>Here is a lighter blue

“Here let me show you” (Selects a dark blue but gets kind of confused)

>Wait, let me find it for you (Selects the original blue)

“PERFECT!”

This was literally an exchange with my boss.

I had a leg cramp while I was sleeping last night. Wake up and I’m suddenly doubled over in pain. Now my leg is all gimped out. Fuck that.

I guess this is the part where I repost what my car looks like before I go get it from the dealer. For those who haven’t yet seen it, this thing has low HP (like 90 or something), and struggles to top 70, but it’s got great features and for the cheap payments (220), I’m okay with it.